Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 2:50 pm

So the pig comes into my office and says "you really need to work harder and bring in some new business. I have to dip into my reserves to pay you."

Just an hour earlier he calls me into his office to tell me that he had breakfast with an old friend who is a business consultant and he told BOSS that "nobody is spending money.  it's bad out there.  it's hitting everyone."

Umm, hello dementia.  You there?

FYI, "BOSS" is what I refer to him as...